If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard Onesie – Sarcastic Baby Onesie


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  •  Size Guide

    Size Guide

    NB 6MOS 12MOS 18MOS 24MOS
    BODY LENGTH 16 17 18 19 20
    BODY WIDTH 7.25 8.25 9.25 10.25 11.25
    SLEEVE LENGTH 2.5 2.75 3 3.25 3.5

    All measurements are in INCHES

    2T 3T 4T 5/6 7
    BODY LENGTH 15.5 16.5 17.5 18.5 -
    BODY WIDTH 13 14 15 16 -
    SLEEVE LENGTH 4.75 5 5.25 5.5 -

    All measurements are in INCHES

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For the proud bearded dads and their cheeky little ones, this onesie is the ultimate fun statement. If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard Onesie – Bursting with humor, it’s a standout piece for your baby’s wardrobe. Indulge in a bit of cheeky humor with our “If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard” Onesie. This sarcastic baby onesie is a delightful twist on conventional baby wear, injecting a dose of wit and charm into your little one’s wardrobe. Crafted with the softest fabric, it not only offers comfort but also adds a playful touch to your baby’s daily attire.

The features of this onesie include:

  • 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Gentle on Baby’s Skin
  • Quality Craftsmanship with Resilient Flatlock Seams
  • Double-Needle Ribbed Binding Ensures Durability
  • Reinforced Three Snap Closure for Easy Changes

The sarcastic statement adds a touch of personality to your baby’s outfit, making it a conversation starter at every playdate. This onesie is not just an article of clothing; it’s a statement, expressing a bit of parental humor. Hand wash gently to keep the sarcasm intact. Dress your little one in the If Your Dad Doesn’t Have a Beard Onesie and let the giggles and grins begin! #SarcasticBabyOnesie #CheekyHumorBabyClothes

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